5 Types Of Lecturers In Nigerian Tertiary Institutions

1. Dr. PDF

This is that lecturer that sends study
materials and publications to
students’ mail boxes or sometimes to
the class representative; who in turn
forwards it to every students whom
it may concern prior to the time
when the class finally holds.
He comes to class the next week to
explain the materials in detail and
answer questions from every
students that has one to ask. He even
receives and answers questions via
e-mail. No doubt, every student loves
this lecturer; though they are
scarcely in this side of the world.

2. Lecturer West
You know how Kanye West barely
smiles, right? Even on his wedding.
Yeah, it’s really weird. This is the
case of Mr. Kanye West too. He
comes to the lecture theatre,
scornfully faced, zero smile and
begins lecturing. You’ll be making a
huge mistake if you’re planning to
get on his wrong side. Also, he
doesn’t really care if you decipher
what he has spewed for the past 2
hours or not. Don’t bother telling him
you don’t understand either, because
“ Meet those who understand” has
always been his reply.

3. Mrs. Anti-Nonsens
This lady lecturer gets irritated at
the sight of almost anything any of
her students do.
You dare not reply the numerous
calls of nature in her cla$$. She’s
anti-nature too I guess. She doesn’t
condone yawning, sneezing,
whispering, murmuring, clapping,
sighing and so on. She doesn’t permit
sweating too! Oh well!

4. Mr. Ins
Yes. Mr. Ins. is number 3. Don’t even
make the mistake of thinking “Ins”
stands for inspiration. No way!
You’re so far from it. Ins. as used
here means “Insults”: in it’s highest
form. Ask Mr. Ins a question that he
deems irrelevant and you might
regret the minute your alarm woke
you.
“It would have made perfect sense if
you were delivered as a log of wood
at birth. Carpenters would at least
use you to make a board. That way,
everyone, including me, would
definitely feel your presence in this
cla$$”. Those were Mr. Ins exactku
words to a colleague.3. Mrs. Anti-Nonsens
This lady lecturer gets irritated at
the sight of almost anything any of
her students do.
You dare not reply the numerous
calls of nature in her cla$$. She’s
anti-nature too I guess. She doesn’t
condone yawning, sneezing,
whispering, murmuring, clapping,
sighing and so on. She doesn’t permit
sweating too! Oh well!

5. Prof. Einstein
Personally, lecturers in these
category are my favorite. They make
me grin all the time.
Prof. Einstein is the lecturer that has
never had less than 80% in all
examinations he has ever written.
He comes to class and boast that he
came top of his cla$$ in all schools
and institutions he attended. He tells
mundane tales of how he reads for
12 hours daily when he was a
student.
Lest I forget, he “almost” invented a
car that runs on cooking oil too. He
calls all his student dumb and says
he performed way better than
they’re currently doing. He even says
he once lectured the current
President of the country and he his a
mentor to the governor. Funny thing
is: He thinks the “dumb students”
believes him just because he is being
applauded; whereas deep down their
minds, they’re drowning in a pool of
laughter.